Monday, February 12, 2007

IBT routs Crabs, 7-0

The Illuminati Bowling Team opened a big jug of Kwell on a woozy We Got Crabs foursome in Tavern League action at Historic Stone's Lanes Monday night. The IBT took all seven available points and sharpened its record to 21-14 after five weeks of bowling.

We Got Crabs, which represents a tony new downtown Cincinnati seafood restaurant, emerged from a players-only team meeting after the match and announced that beginning next week they will compete under a new name, We Got Scrod.

The lines
Nelson--132, 119, 132: 383; avg 121 (+2)
Palmarini--136, 122, 110: 368; avg 132 (-10)
Peitz--119, 187, 128: 434; avg 142 (+1)
Corathers--179, 170, 146: 495; avg 153 (+3)

Other Illuminati averages
Kennedy, 115 (3 games)
Graham, 138 (3 games)
Huneke, 136 (3 games)
Doremus, 2 whiskey sours (0 games)

Next week
Fearsome divisional rival Jagerbowl

1 comments:

Cobbalicious said...

So glad to see you're practicing good hygiene, friends.